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There’s a rest stop in Mississippi with a lunar lander that was once used to train Apollo astronauts. We couldn’t find it, but we did find this enslaved robot with a huge gaping anus.
Dodgin’ Monsoons & Greasy Spoons
Tonight’s show in Boston got cancelled due to Hurricane Irene, so we hid out in New Hampshire. The famed Red Arrow Diner in downtown Manchester kept us dry…but our presence made the other patrons pretty wet.
Bella Morte tour: day two
Second show of the tour. When you order French fries at Remi’s, they serve you a plate of limp, greasy noodles.
When you order drinks at Remi’s, they’re served to you by a pair of limp, greasy noodles.
Punctuality, Schmunctuality.
Completely missed the first show of the tour. Fashionably late, as always. I’d like to apologize to the fans who only came out to see me. Maybe next time, Pittsburgh…
On tour with Bella Morte.
I’m off to join Bella Morte on their U.S. tour. Gonna miss ya, Horseheads. I’ll be back in October with a new appreciation for cocaine n’ bar sluts!
Eric Thomas Craven
John Holden
Tony Shaddock
