Scotty is a rogue, a libertine…a carnie. He is so famous for his many illicit love affairs and perpetual womanizing that his name is synonymous with the art of seduction. For Scotty, the fairgrounds are an open field of sexual opportunities…for the rest of us, his incontrovertible sex advice is an opportunity for self improvement.
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Oh, and Scotty wanted me to tell you “buy this shirt or you’ll probably never get laid ever again.” Better do as the man says…
Pursue higher learning by studying this compilation of Scotty quotes: Carnie Tales (vol. 1).
Scotty can teach you how to pick up dates in his video tutorial, Sex Advice From a Carnie.
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That’s right, it’s carnival season—and right now, Scotty is on a bus to Middletown, Connecticut, where he begins his grueling 29th year as a carnie for Coleman Bros. Fair.
For five and a half months, thousands of children’s lives will be in Scotty’s hands while he’s off sneakin’ chew, peeping in porta potties, scouring for prostitutes and catching Mexicans jacking off under the merry-go-round.
Every so often, when he’s not covering up pee on the kiddie slide with coats of silicone spray or getting his dick tickled, he’ll be updating his Twitter page with firsthand accounts of sexual conquest, barroom brawls and more fairground mischief than you can shake a Kewpie doll at.
Follow Scotty on Twitter: http://twitter.com/ScottyTheCarnie
We’ll miss you, buddy. Give ‘em hell.
Become friends with Scotty on Facebook. It’ll highly increase your chances of getting laid.