One man horror movie cleanup crew/part-time underwear model, Taem Jones.

Shirts are just $22 and are available in men’s and women’s sizes with a wide array of color choices. Printed on American Apparel Fine Jersey T-shirts, made with 100% fine jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort.

I found this thing, it looks just like a dick. vine.co/v/bgMq9Ql0jJE—
Eric Thomas Craven (@diarrheasodapop) February 23, 2013

The warmth of a friend’s vomit brings joy to our hearts, sunlight to our souls, bile to our crotches, and pleasure to all of life.

This is another fine piece by Alexander Duke (wizardskull.com), inspired by one of the most horrific prank videos in the history of mankind and one of our proudest moments here at A New Low, Yetti vs Taem.

Shirts are just $22 and are available in men’s and women’s sizes with a wide array of color choices. Printed on American Apparel Fine Jersey T-shirts, made with 100% fine jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort.

Scotty is a rogue, a libertine…a carnie. He is so famous for his many illicit love affairs and perpetual womanizing that his name is synonymous with the art of seduction. For Scotty, the fairgrounds are an open field of sexual opportunities…for the rest of us, his incontrovertible sex advice is an opportunity for self improvement.

This romantic portrait was handcrafted by Alexander Duke (wizardskull.com) and was inspired by Scotty’s video series triumphantly showcased here at A New Low (specifically, Sex Advice From a Carnie).

Shirts are just $22 and are available in men’s and women’s sizes with a wide array of color choices. Printed on American Apparel Fine Jersey T-shirts, made with 100% fine jersey cotton, combed for softness and comfort.

Oh, and Scotty wanted me to tell you “buy this shirt or you’ll probably never get laid ever again.” Better do as the man says…

“Ghosts, We Need To Know If They Do Exist”

-Dr John Holden