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Son of a Bitch: Part II has been accepted into the The Killer Shorts Film Competition at NYC Horror Fest and will be playing sometime this evening (screenings start at 4:00pm). It’s at the Meadowlands Sheraton across from Giants / Jets Stadium.
Apologies for the late notice, but if you’re in the Tri-State area today and have 8 minutes to kill, swing by and watch Sock Monkey splatter a few shitbags on the big screen!
John Holden will be there representing A New Low and handing out our colorful penis and puke stickers. Don’t be afraid to tickle him.
Photos by Ryan Gee
Yep…new AN’L videos, Bella Morte, booze, slamdancing, Taekwondo battles in the parking lot and enough farts in the air to kill an aluminum foil-clad gerbil (there will be a herd of futuristic war gerbils in attendance).
Here’s the press release:
The filmmakers behind “A New Low” have been overstepping the boundaries of socially acceptable behavior and good taste for over ten years now. Their controversial library of pranks, sketch comedy, gross-out gags, skateboarding & reckless behavior has garnered a lot of negative publicity, banned DVDs and PTA protests…yet, also piqued the interest of established industry peers, allowing them to have worked with the likes of (let the name dropping begin) Tom Green, David Wain, Bam Margera, Kevin Smith and Lloyd Kaufman…as well as the opportunity to direct three of headlining band, Bella Morte’s, music videos.
They return to The Haunt on the 15th to celebrate (or, more specifically, capitalize) on the release of Jackass 3D. So, grab a drink, tip your bartender and laugh ’til you puke (or puke ’til you laugh?) at the video shorts they’ve whipped up for the Halloween season…and wish a happy birthday to A New Low alumni, Tony Shaddock and Sam Lisi, while you’re at it.
John Holden will be DJing at Silverbird Espresso in Hanover Square THIS FRIDAY, May 7th from 7pm-11pm…
…with a LIVE MAGICIAN.
Now, unless you dabble in human trafficking and have an order of silky-smooth eleven year old Vietnamese boys coming in…there’s no better way to spend your Friday night. So, kick the evening off with a turbo boost of caffeine, a copy of A N’ L Lies on DVD (J.Ho will have ‘em onhand) and a sweaty butt from some serious disco dancin’!
Silverbird Espresso is locatated at 119 West Franklin St in Hanover Square, Horseheads, NY.
Here’s all the info: Friday, October 24th at Concrete Walls Skate Shop*. Doors open at 7pm,
the video starts at 7:45pm. It’ll be $5 to get in and the VHS is $6 (one night only, then we jack
up the price). Also, 50¢ pizza slices and free door prizes.
*206 W. Water St, Elmira, NY
right around the corner of First Arena (formerly: Coach U.S.A. Center)
For more details, call Concrete Walls: (607) 398-7163
or email shitbag: firstname.lastname@example.org