"A High Five for Genocide"
November 23, 2007
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Toilet paper is played out.
April 28, 2007I’m replacing my t.p. dispenser with a bowl of wet tongues. Who’s with me!!
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"Ham Log"
February 20, 2003
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"Boner-Be-Gone"
December 5, 2002
Print this picture, fold it up and keep it in your wallet. The next time you have a pesky erection in a situation where you wish it’d go away (school, church, while giving your little brother a bath, while witnessing your mother being raped, etc) just take one look at this disturbing image and the “banana in your pocket” should shrink down to an unnoticeable l’il bump in just a matter of seconds.
WARNING: Excessive use may cause permanent erectile dysfunction…use only when needed.
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”Black Dudes: Dong or Dung?”
November 23, 2002
The alternate title for this piece was “Black Guys Have a Butthole On Each Side”, but it was deemed too sophisticated for the average layman to fully understand without challenging his or her intellect…something the youth of today doesn’t seem to have the time for. Anyhow, the point I’m trying to convey here is this: black penises resemble ca-ca/poo-poo/shit…once again proving that whites are the superior race.
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