Author Archives: Eric Thomas Craven

Customary Small Talk

Smokin’ With Scotty

The Importance of the Mustache.

Toby n’ Deric #18

Toby n’ Deric #17

Toby n’ Deric #16

Toby n’ Deric #15

More like “Manley’s Mighty FART”…am I right??

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I drove 96 miles out of my way for the highly publicized plush Angry Birds dolls at Manley’s Mighty Mart off Interstate 81 in Binghamton, New York…and can safely say, $651.75 later, that there are NO plush Angry Birds dolls in this claw machine!!! Do not believe the hype!

Toby n’ Deric #14

Toby n’ Deric #13

Pursue higher learning by studying this compilation of Scotty quotes: Carnie Tales (vol. 1).

Toby n’ Deric #12

Scotty can teach you how to pick up dates in his video tutorial, Sex Advice From a Carnie.

Toby n’ Deric #11

Follow Scotty’s sexpert advice in his video tutorial on makin’ sweet intercourse, Sex Advice From a Carnie.

Toby n’ Deric #10

Learn all about Scotty’s sexin’ n’ sixty-ninin’ in his video tutorial on the art of lovemaking, Sex Advice From a Carnie.

Taco Bell, a five-star dining experience.

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