Six-Word Record Reviews (vol. 4)

Dave Matthews Band Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King
Freshman dorm room, beer-slut music.

Gym Class Heroes The Quilt
Introductory hip hop for emo bedwetters.

Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D.
Sports bar music for divorced Caucasians.

Cobra Starship Hot Mess
Adults dressed like/performing for preteens.

Muse The Resistance
The “Delta Kappa Radiohead” roofies Queen.

    see also:
    -Six-Word Record Reviews (vol. 3)
    -Six-Word Record Reviews (vol. 2)
    -Six-Word Record Reviews (vol. 1)
    -Six-Word Starbucks Reviews (vol. 2)
    -Six-Word Starbucks Reviews (vol. 1)

About Eric Thomas Craven

Brilliant filmmaker, phenomenal writer, horror movie aficionado, comic strip dabbler, music enthusiast, gnarly skateboarder and all around garbage pail kid.

4 thoughts on “Six-Word Record Reviews (vol. 4)”

  1. hey u fucking jerk. i read ur website after googlin rewviews for his last album and i thought id inform u that ur NOT FUNNY and dave mathews makes BEAUTIFUL music and plenty of my friends like him too who arent even in my frat

    u prob like tupac, faggit

    -charlie

    Reply

  2. I figured there would be a 6 word poop review with you guys!!!!! Ha that could get dangerous!! Hear way to much of those bands in college

    Reply

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