Six-Word Record Reviews (vol. 3)

Paramore Brand New Eyes
Wentz groupies create more kindergarten anthems.

Kings of Leon Only by the Night
The sound of bearded men crying.

Asher Roth Asleep in the Bread Aisle
Rap for all-white, gated communities.

Jay-Z The Blueprint 3
Egomaniacal nursey rhymes, brand name packaging.

Ke$ha Animal
Cum-belching whore lowers the bar.

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    see also:
    -Six-Word Record Reviews (vol. 2)
    -Six-Word Record Reviews (vol. 1)
    -Six-Word Starbucks Reviews (vol. 2)
    -Six-Word Starbucks Reviews (vol. 1)

About Eric Thomas Craven

Brilliant filmmaker, phenomenal writer, horror movie aficionado, comic strip dabbler, music enthusiast, gnarly skateboarder and all around garbage pail kid.

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