Vampire Weekend Contra
Abercrombie approved, sorority house turd rock.
3Oh!3 Want
Dumb jocks discover shitty laptop beats.
BrokeNCYDE I’m Not a Fan, But the Kids Like It!
Bizkit’s five remaining fans discover 3Oh!3.
Jack’s Mannequin The Glass Passenger
Singer’s leukemia compressed into audio format.
Bayside Bayside
Did their drummer die of boredom?
- see also:
-Six-Word Record Reviews (vol. 1)
