Bon voyage, Scotty!

Well, we all knew it would come sooner or later…

That’s right, it’s carnival season—and right now, Scotty is on a bus to Middletown, Connecticut, where he begins his grueling 29th year as a carnie for Coleman Bros. Fair.

For five and a half months, thousands of children’s lives will be in Scotty’s hands while he’s off sneakin’ chew, peeping in porta potties, scouring for prostitutes and catching Mexicans jacking off under the merry-go-round.

Every so often, when he’s not covering up pee on the kiddie slide with coats of silicone spray or getting his dick tickled, he’ll be updating his Twitter page with firsthand accounts of sexual conquest, barroom brawls and more fairground mischief than you can shake a Kewpie doll at.

Follow Scotty on Twitter: http://twitter.com/ScottyTheCarnie

We’ll miss you, buddy. Give ‘em hell.


    see also:
    -Carnie Tales (vol.2)
    -Self-Defense Tips From a Carnie
    -Sex Advice From a Carnie
    -Carnie Tales (vol. 1)

About Eric Thomas Craven

Brilliant filmmaker, phenomenal writer, horror movie aficionado, comic strip dabbler, music enthusiast, gnarly skateboarder and all around garbage pail kid.

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