six-word Starbucks reviews (vol. 2)
Green Tea Frappuccino
High calorie, grass flavored icy sludge.
White Chocolate Mocha
High fructose paste in a cup.
Lightly sweetened anal discharge, over ice.
Coffee “flavor” blended with synthetic byproducts.
Snobby way to ask for coffee.
- see also:
six-word Starbucks reviews (vol. 1)