Green Tea Frappuccino
High calorie, grass flavored icy sludge.
White Chocolate Mocha
High fructose paste in a cup.
Iced Mocha
Lightly sweetened anal discharge, over ice.
Coffee Frappuccino
Coffee “flavor” blended with synthetic byproducts.
Caffè Americano
Snobby way to ask for coffee.
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six-word Starbucks reviews (vol. 1)
vanilla bean frappachino: heaven in the liquid state served conveniently with a straw
haha fuck you it was supposed to say eric craven, what did you change it cause i spelled “frappuchino” wrong
*cino damnit
No, no, no, Sky…you upstaged me, dwarfing my meager six with a whopping TEN-word Starbucks review. I just didn’t want to steal your moment. You earned the spotlight, mon frère.