six-word Starbucks reviews (vol. 2)

Green Tea Frappuccino
High calorie, grass flavored icy sludge.

White Chocolate Mocha
High fructose paste in a cup.

Iced Mocha
Lightly sweetened anal discharge, over ice.

Coffee Frappuccino
Coffee “flavor” blended with synthetic byproducts.

Caffè Americano
Snobby way to ask for coffee.

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    see also:
    six-word Starbucks reviews (vol. 1)

4 Responses to “six-word Starbucks reviews (vol. 2)”

  1. Sky Stage says:

    vanilla bean frappachino: heaven in the liquid state served conveniently with a straw

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