six-word Starbucks reviews (vol. 2)

Green Tea Frappuccino
High calorie, grass flavored icy sludge.

White Chocolate Mocha
High fructose paste in a cup.

Iced Mocha
Lightly sweetened anal discharge, over ice.

Coffee Frappuccino
Coffee “flavor” blended with synthetic byproducts.

Caffè Americano
Snobby way to ask for coffee.

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    six-word Starbucks reviews (vol. 1)

About Eric Thomas Craven

Brilliant filmmaker, phenomenal writer, horror movie aficionado, comic strip dabbler, music enthusiast, gnarly skateboarder and all around garbage pail kid.

Posted on September 19, 2009, in Compelling Articles!, Reviews and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. vanilla bean frappachino: heaven in the liquid state served conveniently with a straw

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