Gwen Stefani The Sweet Escape
An elaborate prank on gullible retards?
Coheed and Cambria No World For Tomorrow
Impenetrable sex shield for husky virgins.
Kanye West Graduation
Black music for white douche bags.
My Chemical Romance Black Parade
A rock opera without AIDS? Gay.
Ashlee Simpson I Am Me
Art is dead. Fat chicks rejoice.
- see also:
-Six-Word Record Reviews (vol. 2)
