Print this picture, fold it up and keep it in your wallet. The next time you have a pesky erection in a situation where you wish it’d go away (school, church, while giving your little brother a bath, while witnessing your mother being raped, etc) just take one look at this disturbing image and the “banana in your pocket” should shrink down to an unnoticeable l’il bump in just a matter of seconds.

WARNING: Excessive use may cause permanent erectile dysfunction…use only when needed.