FACT #1
It’s that time of year, Pumpkin Delights are once again available at finer grocery and department stores! (picture below)

FACT #2
My dick was in that actual box of Pumpkin Delights because I originally had a slightly more “creative” pose in mind.

FACT #3
If anyone owns any x-ray glasses, put ‘em on and then look at the above picture again. Yep, that’s a wadded up jizz rag hiding in the box!! Gross huh?